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ecstas-ay:

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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lmao

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bikinipowerbottom:

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via oknope)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

my body is made up of 60% water, 30% sexy, and 10% sexy water

(via coluring)

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

(Source: frankie40hands, via ugly)

michaeljcaboosie:

queen—historia:

during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
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yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please

(Source: snow-whitee, via onlylolgifs)

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via averagehumor)

(via crapaccino, jacob)

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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(via slenbee)

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via crapaccino)

mymompickedthisurl:

iheartamity:

gallifreyan-wings:

BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

Wanted 

that’s professor x beating up starlord, for the record

mymompickedthisurl:

iheartamity:

gallifreyan-wings:

BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

Wanted 

that’s professor x beating up starlord, for the record

(via superbeancurd64)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via joshpeck)

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

(Source: hateruess, via orgasm)